Palmer's Medic: Archive

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eggwoll asked: you have been hit by :

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THIS IS A SEXYY TRUCK IF U RECIEVE THIS IT MEANS UR FUCKIN SEXY…. IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN SEXIERR…SEND THIS TO 10...

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Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...

laughingfish: swallowbitch-peoplearestarving: LIFE MISSION.

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Spent all this money getting healthy groceries,

then came home and stuffed Krispy Kreme donuts inside me, then headbutted carrot cake with my mouth open, then fucking dismantling a quarter bag of kettle chips Wash it down with bud-light with lime. I’ll start being healthy tomorra.

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ephxenel: To properly view this animated gif, play “Ballad of Mona Lisa” whilst watching. Enjoy. Works well with Bamboo Banga by MIA too.

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So today I was delirious at work,

and while I was stocking up the specialty breads, I had this mental image of an Archer/Frisky Dingo cartoon where this guy gets maced in the eyes, and he slaps his hands over his eyes and screams “MY BALLS!!!” And I laughed about that all day. No one else thought it was funny.

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By the way,

mint.com is fucking awesome.

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Fuck, shit.

Went $1.24 in the red getting groceries today. Going to have a $20.00 overdraft fee come morning. FUCK YOU MACU, YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME AGAIN.

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Who Am I? - Peace Orchestra One of my favorite...

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Fact: we only dream of what we know. Our dreams...

chasenchamberlain: I dream of my friend LaRisa almost every week… anyone wanna tell me what that means? I say she is fine tuning her Inception skills. This is actually not provable, unfortunately. A lot of psychologists who specialize in dreams postulate that the brain is perfectly capable of creating “generic” people to fill dreams, and they are often aspects of yourself, but...

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